How to stop crying while cutting onions
Picture that says “You can prevent yourself from crying while peeling onions by chewing gum. You can prevent yourself from crying in any other situation by not being such a little bitch.”
Sara Varone Pictures
Somehow I came across this Italian goddess today, and it’s a shame I’ve never seen her pictures before. I guess she hosts a very popular show in Italy.
Dunno. What I do know is that she is fantastically hot.
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Swine Flu Jokes
Yup, it’s back. Swine Flu that is. And this time it’s stronger, according to the article I just read over at the WHO (World Health Organization).
So, you know da Buzz Man is going to do his part and make fun of the whole damn thing. 
Praying Mantis Personal Ads
Yup, that part where she cuts your head off during orgasm is going to be a tough work around…..
Hotty from MySpace
Yeah, you’re laughing, but I wasn’t when we were up in the Ihop.
Do you have any idea how many pancakes a bitch this big can eat???